belonking


v.
present participle of belonk.

belonk
1. the art of touching in or around someones rear end when not asked to do so.

2. nonconsensual rear cleaning.
fred: hey jeff, wanna go -ss belonking this weekend?
jeff: what the f-ck are you talking about? thats disgusting.

fred:….
jeff: just kidding you b-tter f-ck! (belonking ensues)

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