Belt On The Shelf
a weapon used in psychological warfare in the early 80’s & 90’s.
the urban version on elf on the shelf, used to persuade kids into good behavior.
the mere sight of it drove fear into the hearts of every boy & girl.
made mostly of top grade leather, although synthetic fabrics
or vinyl was always an exceptable subst-tute. the silent babysitter.
originated in new bedford m-ssachusetts by cape verdean people !
” stop it, momma is not playing with us you big dummy, don’t you see that belt on the shelf ? “
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