Beluga Bulldozer


this is a physically demanding task, which incorporates a slight amount of theatrics. a girl is tied to a chair/bed/wall. the guy walks to the other side of the room, gets a hard-on, and then shouts “beluga bulldozer!” after doing so, he charges over to the other side of the room like an angry whale, tackling the female with his behemoth b-n-r.
“julie, why are you limping?”
“aw it’s nothing, really. i just got beluga bulldozed by chris last night…thats all.”

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