bemho
“basic early morning hard on”
girl: whats that?
you: oh sh-t its just a bemho baby.
big early morning hard-on
men frequently awake with hard-on’s in the morning. usually -ssociated with the urge to urinate.
1. man,..i had a wicked bemho when i woke up this morning so i gave it to the gf
2.so you took that girl home last night? did you give her your bemho?
3. yo bemho,…what’s up?
acronym for “brief early morning hard on”
every monday i wake up with a bemho.
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