ben branded


when a seemingly rhetorical question is answered by logic and reason. named after electrical engineer ben brand.
steve: why does fire pop? it’s really sick when that happens.

ben: it’s because water in the wood boils into steam; pressure builds until a gap large enough for the steam to escape is formed in the wood. this is the so called “popping sound”.

jeff: dude, you just got ben branded.

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