ben cady
ben cady (cady as in cady heron from mean girls) is the most wonderful person alive. he loves his ramen and yogurt. a lot of times he will be a good friend, other times he is just plain r00d. he is perpetually salty, just like a midwestern sidewalk in the winter. his last name means “a lump, swelling, tumor, or plain gross growths” . generally speaks in monotone voice, making it difficult to differentiate between real talk and sarcasm. one of the funniest human beings you will ever meet. love this boy.
d-mnit ben cady stop eating yogurt
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