Ben Carson
1.
a person who is or behaves like ben carson. he usually appears to be high or drunk and is extremely under the influence of stupidity. a ben carson also changes his story but lies about it all.
2.
a person who ruined their reputation by running for public office. everyone realized that they were a joke.
example 1:
person 1: i got accepted into yale!
person 2: yeah right.
person 1: no, i’m serious. i also got an invitation to west point and a congratulations letter from barack obama.
person 2: sure, ben carson.
example 2:
person 1: i’m running for president!
person 2: cool, let’s hear your ideas.
person 1: know donald trump? well basically all of his ideas.
person 2: wait… so why should i vote for you?
person 1: i’m black, got accepted into west point, am ghetto, threw a hammer at my mom and stabbed someone, i swear!
republican: yes! i’m voting for you! finally we have a black perso- i mean a good president.
person 2: you’re such a ben carson.
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