emojaculation
noun
1. adding a sh-tload of emoji s after a sentence
2. letting out one’s emotions esp. in front of an unsuspecting listener.
1. bob: my dog just took a sh-t :/ 🙁 🙂 :p 🙂
alice: dude, stop emojaculating.
2. man, i didn’t know bob had broken up with alice. i went to the pub with him and he emojaculated all over me!
3. my favorite use of technology is emojaculation.
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