Ben Johnstone


he is pretty quiet, but shows his colours when you get to know him, luckily his colours are like an rainbow. he is very ‘swav’ (especially with girls) and his long tongue means he is great at things like playing the trumpet, rowing, soccer (and head!). cool guy, just watch out because if you like a girl who is blond, smart and generally s-xy he’ll take her from your arms. ;d
ben johnstone, such (bad) -ss

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