ben drowned’s human vessel
ben lepine is ben drowned
- p*ssy glasnost
a phenomenon occurring roughly every five years during which everyone decides it’s kosher to say the word “p-ssy” on tv and in every social context. the first p-ssy glasnost occurred in the early aughts when everyone was talking about big p-ssy’s death on the sopranos. the second p-ssy glasnost corresponded with vladimir putin’s hissy fit […]
- dip coot
a yeast infection stemming from being eaten out by a guy who recently had a dip in his lip. “wow it hurts to pee because i have a dip coot” “dont tell me another dipper went down on you..”
a pepto bismol margarita. i really needed a bismargarita after all that tequila last night!
friends that occasionally makeout like a fwb with out s-x. after my recent breakup with my girlfriend, i’m in the need of a ftom.
1) when you start your sentence with a yes and realize mid-sentence it’s going to be a no. 2) when you know the answer is no and you sarcastically say yes first. 1) chris: “i will get that report to you by friday boss. yabuno, i’m taking friday off.” 2) sean: “tim, do you want […]