biggest d-ck ever and best ever at s-x. just wanna f-ck him all the time while salted wound plays in the background.
god d-mn ben strawderman gave me the best s-x ever last night.
a slenderman family brother that has a s-xual fetish and if you are not careful will drag you to him with a single rose. “will you take the rose?” ~offendermans’s question
- cat collar
a p-ssy with a tatoo around it wow that’s a s-xy cat collar
- poopy titty
a term used to describe copious amounts of disappointment. similar to the disappointment one would feel upon seeing a heaving rack that has been defiled by excrememt. “that rat-f-ck, used car salesman really bent me over a barrel and sold me a lemon, p–py t-tty!”
- nudes for notes
a fair and equal trade. girl: did you take notes today in cl-ss? guy: yeah girl: send a pic of them guy: send nudes first girl: k you wanna do a nudes for notes?
- smoldering post
having -n-l intercourse in frigid temperatures when you pull out your c-ck and steam rises from the sh-t covered shaft. i was banging this woman last winter outside when i pulled out to finish on her back and had a smoldering post…