Ben Wanklin


a typically lone and desperate man ties a kite to his metal wristband and proceeds to w-nk during a thunderstorm. the desired effect is for lightning to strike the kite and be transferred through his hand into the rod which he is furiously w-nking.
high school douche: dude did you hear about mark? he tried the ben w-nklin and got struck by lightning and died!

high school douche 2: well did he say it felt really good before he died? i kinda wanna try it, my girlfriend hasn’t been putting out lately.

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