bend over

(v) to prepare to get screwed literally or figuratively.
gas prices are going up again! bend over, suv drivers!
what you shouldn’t do in a crowded shower full of men.
the prisoners of alcatraz fear to bend over, so many people trip on the many dropped soaps upon the tiles of the shower floor.
ben dover – a middle/ old aged gonzo p-rnographer who looks like the kind of guy you’d get round to tune your sky dish, or alternatively, like the benevolent old codger who used to hang around your schoolgates in an old trenchcoat offering wherther’s originals to schoolkids until outed by the “sun” newspaper and beaten half to death by a horde of chavs. also a religious figure in the turkish village of turkmenkbabflapparappa, population 2 men, 1 crone, 234 goats and 556,783.5 effigies of ben dover in various s-xual positions.

main features and defining characteristicas of ben dover are 1) chemically damaged mullet, which recedes in a perfect straight line across the middle of his head.
2) larger than average p-n-s, which looks like a toadstool when erect and, as ben is the cameraman in his own films, is usually viewed rather shakily (due to his state of arousal) from above entering a middle aged woman’s mouth in an a-road lay by near kettering, framed by a pair of pointy cowboy boots, ben’s favoured footwear. 3) obsession with sticking his finger up an -ssortment of victims’ booty holes, to an accompaniment of hissing s-xual noises akin to a feeding frenzy when a rotting goat carc-ss is thrown to a pack of komodo dragons and frantic masturbation of the “toadstool”.
h-llo, my name is ben…. ben dover. you’re very naughty…. (forces digit into victim’s r-ct-m).
a common name used in a crank call.
“h-llo, i’m looking for a man whose last name is dover, first name ben.”
“just one second… hey, is there a ben dover here? hey, ben dover!”
“with pleasure, lunchmeat!”
“ahhhh!”
“hahahahah”
“listen here, you punk. if i ever find out where you live, you are going to have a belly full of rusty knives.”
what our president has caused us to do.
my fellow americans, bend over, as we are literately screwed.
a term used s-xually meaning to get ready to be f-cked
usually used by a male to a female
bend over b-tch
the best fake name ever.
hi, im dr. ben dover, i’ll be conducting your examination today.

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