Bender Beat


a thumping, throbbing, relentless baseline accompanying some senseless hedonistic dance-tune. several notes, often two notes an octave apart, are delivered rapidly with some sort of fruity studio effect to increase -n-l l-st. invented by frankie goes to hollywood, but since borrowed by many artists to seriously camp up their already gay tunes. one can visualise several handlebar moustache h-m-s wearing the shortest shorts grinding on the g-a-y dance-floor, whose only intentions are of violating some young chicken’s b-m-hole with their haggard length.
hey kenjamin, you coming down the gym for a guido workout?

no clive, i just can’t dig that gym, the music and clientele are awful, i can’t pump iron to that bender beat!

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