Bender Regrets


it’s a term that refers to when you are super hungover, snaking out from dts, stuck in a town or place you don’t want to be, feeling sorry for yourself, regretting all the sh-t you did to get to this place after a bender.
baby, i’m sorry, i shouldn’t have taken off on you, i’m sick and sorry and just want to be home with you.

don’t baby me, sounds like you have bender regrets.

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