an awsome laidback guy who is friends with everybody. the best checkup line anyone can pull on a girl is ” hey, i know bendik” every girl secretly dreams of one day meeting bendik
guy:”hey, do you wanna come home with me? i know bendik”.
girl: “oh yes please!”
a fat kid who likes to eat apples and spend hours in front of his small stupid machine.
“omg! i pwned another lol br noob!”
“tomorrow i’m gonna change the world.(next day): “okay, maybe not…”
- coochie broom
a small pointy beard similar to a goatee, that is used to dust the cobwebs from v-g-n-l area. my father used to grow this weird beard and he called it his coochie broom, and the definition is listed above.
- Venetian tarantula
a c-mbersome and tangled tuft of untrimmed pubic hair on a woman that makes it difficult to access the fleshy v-g-n- underneath. i was considering going down on my girlfriend but her venetian tarantula was blocking my access.
- Ben Haar
1) my lord and savior. 2) newark’s own tv personality. me: “oh my g-d, it’s tv’s ben haar!” tv’s ben haar: “that’s a little redundant, isn’t it?”
- Break The Walls Down
1. ultimately f-cking sh-t up and getting away with it 2. breaking the sterotypical labels 3. breaking down a wall for no particular reason guy1 “i got banned from mexico” guy2 “why” guy1 “i broke the walls down” girl1 “how come you dont hang clique at your high school” girl2 “because i know how to […]
- bridge up
to throw up a little bit in your mouth oh meghan, did you just bridge up?