Bendosexual
a bendos-xual is someone who changes there s-xuality constantly. this is not to be confused with a novos-xual as brendos-xuals are just going though a phase. brendos-xuals will claim there gay and have always been gay and will always be gay then go out with a girl and claim they have always been straight. they are usually unpleasant people and majorly defensive about there s-xuality. they are complete -ss holes.
bendos-xual: i’m straight.
person: ok… but wernt you gay yesterday?
brendos-xual: no, your imagining things, i’ve always been straight.
next day
brendos-xual: i’m pan
person: wernt you just straight?
brendos-xual: shut up! nothing but love matters in a relationship.
person: ok… sure… how did you know u were pan?
brendos-xual: thought i was straight then i saw some people online talking about how cool being pan s-xual was and so now i’m pan.
person: are u sure ur not just pan curious? like you don’t know your s-xuality?
brendos-xual: just go and kill yourself gawd!!
person: no need to be so rude!! your such a brendos-xual!
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