Bendy Tendy


a “bendy tendy” is a goalie in hockey who sucks. bender in hockey normally means you suck because you have such poor balance/control over your skates that your ankles bend all over the ice. tender is short for goaltender. combine them, add a “y” at the end for fun and you have it. a bendy tendy.
hockey teammate: “..that goalie’s a sieve.. couldn’t keep a beach ball from going into the net..”

other hockey teammate: “ohh i see. bendy tendy?”

hockey teammate: “yup… bendy tendy”

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