Dogfuckitis
noun:
1) a condition were one feels the urge to have s-x with a dog due to sick perversions or desperation
2) can be used to explain a “why” question that would have a drawn out or less funny answer than “because you have dogf-ckitis”, similar to because you touch yourself at night
adj
1) used to describe anything similar or related to dogf-ckitis, most often smell
dogf-ckitis is a general slang term that can be applied to anything as long as it fits.
1) joe: -walks into dan’s room- “dude, it smells like
dogf-ckitis in here.”
dan: “well why don’t you make like a tree then, and get
the f-ck out!”
2)bob has a serious case of dogf-ckitis, i walked in on him
and a labrador…
3) why is there sadness in the world?
because you have dogf-ckitis…
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