benesia


benesia , a girl that can be defined as many, but most of all beauty.the feature that stands her out is her big amazing smile. if you talk to a “benesia” your one lucky guy to talk to a girl like her, thank god for having a benesia (:
non regretful amazing lucky beatiful benesia
amnesia caused by “benjamins” aka money.
man1: weren’t you there during the crime?
man2: yeah, but i’m suffering from serious benesia. did you see my new ferrari?

man1: can i persuade you to keep quiet?
man2: well, with every bill in my hand my memory will get foggier. your answer is benesia.

student-ssistant1: coach, i saw this guy in the shower with a 10 year-old boy! we gotta call the cops!
coach1: settle down kid. how about we make you a coach and give you a little benesia?

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