Bengay

a popular muscle & joint pain relief cream.

more importantly, something never to be applied on one’s t-st-cl-s. ever.
‘so, did you hear about pete doing that dare with the bengay?’
‘yeah, who would have guessed? i heard the doctors had to use two different ointments to stop the burning and then wrap up his b-lls. poor b-st-rd.’
the “greaseless muscle & joint pain relief cream”. bengay was brought to north america from france in 1898 and continues to relieve pain for millions of sufferers more than 100 years later.
developed in the late 1800’s by dr bengue, a french pharmacist, bengay (-n-lgesic rub) is a medicated cream that reduces muscle and joint pain. the bengay family of -n-lgesic rubs offers quick and effective relief to anyone suffering from muscle ache, joint or minor arthritis pain.

product description

warm penetrating relief of arthritis and joint pain
bengay arthritis extra strength is specially formulated to penetrate deep down to provide long lasting and effective relief of minor arthritis, joint and muscle pain
non-greasy, non-staining formula.

available formulas:
bengay- ice extra strength, bengay- original, bengay- muscle pain no odour, bengay- muscle pain ultra strength.
friend 1: dude i’ve got such a friggin back ache from bangin your sister last night.
friend 2: really? remove your shirt and let me apply bengay’s warm and penetrating cream on your back.
friend 1: euew dude! you f-ckin’ h-m-!
friend 2 (scoffing): i just wanted to m-ssage some cream on your back.
a non-greasy pain relieving cream. for minor arthritis, backache, muscle & joint pain
urban dictionary, have you ever covered your b-lls with bengay? feels f-cking great.
– that’s what i hear. i dont have any though ):
– you lied to me!
– ffffffffuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccckkkkkkkk
– oh god mah b-lls!
a top-selling t-st-cl- enhancement cream. first discovered by accident in 1947 by benjamin g-yl-rd (hence the name) when he accidentally used some arthritis cream as lube and noticed a 20% increase in the size and potency of his family jewels. use daily for best results.
keith: hey man my b-lls are too small and
charles: you, sir, could use some bengay!

samantha: i only date guys who smear bengay on their junk daily!
a pain reliever that can also act as a p-n-s enhancement. works best when applied to scr-t-m.
dude, after i put bengay on my genitals, my p-n-s grew another 4 inches! i’m glad i put bengay on my b-lls!
when someone named ben decides not to pay rent.
ben stopped paying rent so he had to move out back to his parents house because he was bengay.
someone who used to be gay.
that guy’s a bengay, i heard he used to take it in the -ss! now he likes chicks, wtf?

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