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benicia is a town in northern california with approximately 28,000 people.correct pr-nounciation: beh-nee-shah. no be-nee-see-yahh cr-p please.
1) a skateboard park on the top of rose drive, which means you need to have a car to get there.
2) 1 mcdonalds, 1 taco bell, and 5 starbucks.
3) 1st street… and the dock at the end of 1st where all the kids go to smoke pot.
4) 1 high school and 1 middle school. oh, and liberty.
5) every teenager says he or she hates this place, but secretly loves it.
6) countless small beaches.
7) rich kids.
8) kids who act rich.
9) tourists.
10) -sses for police officers who give kids tickets for riding in empty parking lots because they have no way to get to the d-mn skateboard park on rose.
person #1: wanna go to benicia?

person #2: no.
benicia, aka the b, located in the notorious 707, is the sister city of vallejo, ca. where n-gg-z be goin to nations just to scr-p after football games and where people gotta wear id cards around their neck for security at benicia high. it is a place where the school district has no money, but still chooses to increase their debt by installing camera surveillance at the high school just to catch those n-gg-z that always be taggin the walls. it is where people be boeing at sideshows in the industrial park……oh, and i forgot to mention…….there’s h-lla ripperz
yo my nigg, watchu finna do friday night.

i finna stay in tha b cuz. h-lla n-gg-z gon be at nations scr-ppin like always.

ahah i was ova ther las week and i seen these two n-gg-z from tha crest throwin bows wit some benicia n-gg-z.
cr-ppy little town that is located directly next to vallejo. the cops there have no real crime to deal with, so they prey on people who commit minuscule offenses such as speeding (27mph in a 25mph zone) or -ssault (someone gets b-tch slapped and calls the cops). they’re all on a huge power trip. in this town, nearly everyone is white or white washed. most people are filthy rich or spoiled. homelessness is illegal, and cops truck the poor b-st-rd over to vallejo. most residence are either ghetto-phobes or ghetto mongers.

if part of the first category, the benicia resident is uptight and lives in fear and hatred of the ever looming vallejo, and blaming every problem in benicia on vallejo. (note, this is complete bullsh-t)

if part of the second category, the benicia resident wears what he/she thinks is ghetto and talks like what he/she thinks is ghetto. while doing this, the resident generally attempts to be threatening but just comes off as pitiful and slightly comical. also, threats made by such a character will almost never be carried out unless the resident is surrounded by 10 or 11 of his/her friends. in reality, if anyone has even a mediocre background in -ss kicking even a whole flock of these residents can easily be put down.

there are some people who reside in benicia who are fun to chill with, but they are most likely baked.
ex. a)cop 1: any crime out on the streets of benicia?

cop 2: there was a fight at the middle school so i called

swat.

ex. b)resident1: omg! there’s a guy from vallejo walking on

the street! call the cops!

ex.c)resident2: y0 guyzzz1 im so d0wn to be thugg1ng i am

way off of the chainzzzz!
a small town in california that is polluted by the utter ghettoness that is vallejo.
vallejo for shizzle my nizzle fo rizzle my bizzle
hey rodney king, shut up will you
a small town that was once where rich cl-ssy people lived, now where it’s turning into the ghetto.
“i’m from benicia-vallejo.”
the hardest motha f-ckin city in the whole motha f-ckin state in the whole motha f-ckin country in the whole motha f-ckin world n-gg- n-gg-s be gettin in truble for just sittinround by the stairs and we be throwin cupcakes and sh-t like that and f-ckin rappin all day and sippin hen not like a chicken and f-ckin p–pin in trees holla fashigity my niggity pashizzy
ay n-gg- lets go to benicia “hel naw n-gg- unless you wanna get capped by a cap gun they dont f-ck around they gots water guns and even airsoft guns
a white suburbia town outside of san francisco that can’t understand that they are ghetto.
“we is from benicia. straight up dawg, represent”