benihana


an attractive female whom the viewer wishes to get verticle with. typically used when speaking of her while attempting to hide the fact one is checking her out.
thats a five star benihana but her friend is a total c-ssanos.
there is a benihana!
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a five man orgy on a slide, usually resulting in extreme discomfort of the gutch, face to gutch must take place for the benihana to be complete.
-wat did u guys do last weekend?
-we went to the park to benihana
-sounds like a blast
-it was, im glad my face didnt have a chance to meet franky’s gutch
-…lucky you…
g-d; supreme master of creation…and all things tgz.

can also be referred or cited as a being of higher power (i.e. better than you).
it’s benihana! bow your heads before we’re all smited!!

if worshipping benihana is wrong, hey, i don’t want to be right!

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