Benish Fountain


occurs when a fully-clothed man sitting in a living room incoherently unb-ttons his pants and sprays a parabolic stream of urine from his p-n-s
the stain on the carpet was not cherry pepsi after all; apparently in my drunken state, i created a benish fountain, and p-ssed all over the table and floor.

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