benjamin button

something that even if you sleep through it, you still know what’s going on.
“i fell asleep halfway through cl-ss, but it’s ok, it was a benjamin b-tton lecture”
to facebook a fat chick and start looking at her most recent and probably fattest pictures. then you proceed to go back in time and view her earlier pictures. in most cases you will watch her get younger and skinnier.
adam found a fat chick on facebook. since fat chicks have no use at all to adam, he decided to amuse himself at her expense by benjamin b-ttoning the b-tch. turns out the b-tch was ugly even at a lower weight.
the state of looking fake-aged.

reference made to the movie of the same name in which brad pitt never looks real.
you are the ugliest, rubber-faced, fake-aged, benjamin b-tton, droopy-eyed motherf-cker i have ever seen.
when you f-ck a girl the first night you meet her and then each subsequent night she regresses to smaller degrees of s-xual contact.
hey, are you still f-cking that blonde?
nah, i got benjamin b-ttoned…she’ll only let me spoon her.
someone who matures backwards over the course of a relationship.
he was so much more considerate and responsible when we first started dating, but he was a benjamin b-tton.
(ben-ja-min-but-ton) the state of feeling like a d-mn, old -ss man when your really young; also when your still fairly young but your d-mn body is deteriorating like a f-cking 80yr old
yo bert! your only f-cking 30 years old and you keep on injuring your d-mn self!! broken bones!!..torn f-ckin ligaments!!…ha ha..you benjamin b-tton m-th-f-cka!!!!!!