Benjamin Buttoning
when you are about to plug a girl, but you are drunk so your johnson is a little soft. you shove it in anyway, but during the first few minutes your johnson looks wrinkly and old. eventually, you become fully hard and the shaft is smooth and young-looking.
andrew: after the party i took a girl upstairs and gave her the business. it took me forever to get hard and i couldn’t keep her waiting, so i did a little benjamin b-ttoning in her clap trap.
evan: sweet!
the act of either watching or creating a movie/tv series out of order, or backwards.
example 1:
person a: “my friend tyler won’t stop benjamin-b-ttoning the saw series…no wonder he has no idea what’s going on!”
person b: “he never does anything right…”
example 2:
person a: “did you hear about the 3rd paranormal activity? it’s supposed to take place before the 2nd one.”
person b: “yup. didn’t the 2nd one take place before the 1st?”
person a: “well, i guess they’re benjamin-b-ttoning it.”
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- betterest
the best, its better than better, it’s the betterest!! “my dead baby collection is the betterest” better than the best. cooler than mount everest. alex is the betterest. meaning the best in the both known and unknown universe. this is the betterest pie ever.
- bezanite
comes from the origin of bezane. bezanite is the naturl form of bezine. chemical knows for killing caucasian, teenage boys.
- Bicker Clobber
to hit something or someone with great force. dakotah stole my dollar, so i bicker clobbered him in the head.