Benjamin Nutton
basically reverse roadhead. a girl is operating a vehicle while performing oral s-x on the p-ssenger.
a common street wh-r- offered chuck nuts a benjamin nutton while on the way to a late night denny’s meal while o’brian on roids was barking out of the window at b-tches on fee lane. lacombe could have been involved in the process but he decided to be a p-ssy b-tch.
a condition where you start off really tired, then you nut, then your d-ck gets hard, then you wake up.
mike: how was your date last night?
evan: great, except she got a little freaked out when i pulled a benjamin nutton on her.
mike: did you go to a movie after?
evan: yeah. then after that, i picked her up.
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