benjis

short for benjamin franklins, or $100 bills.
my corporate job is super boring, but the benjis hold me over.
100 dollar bill (ben franklin)

allot of “dead heads” would hide a “benji” somewhere on their person for bail money or for emergencies.

“travelin’ matt had a benji st-tched under a patch on his pants for emergencies.”
some one who is irresponsible and tends to do things with out thinking twice about it, they have a funny personality and makes people laugh a lot this person can make your day when you are down
that guy is just like benji
the most amazing person to ever have walked planet earth. usually has a p-n-s around the size 9-16 inches. is better than people named ben, as ben is a name for m-ssive tw-ts
benji! you have a big d-ck!
when a male gives another male a bl-w j-b in front of other people in public place.
did you hear that lance gave nick a benji on the bus the other day?
a word with infinite meaning.

an indescribable word of incredible value.

use to describe awe, shock, fear, sadness, and confusion.

a word of such great meaning that abraham lincoln himself refused to use it.

as advised by his wife, mary lincoln, the lyceum address was greatly edited to refrain from use of the powerful word “benji” (for fear of offended incomprehension by incompetent peoples of the world):

original doc-ment read:

the perpetuation of our political inst-tutions:
address before the young men’s lyceum of springfield, illinois
january 27, 1838

as a subject for the remarks of the evening, the perpetuation of our political inst-tutions, is selected.

in the benji journal of things happening under the sun, we, the american people, find our account running, under date of the nineteenth century of the christian era.–we find ourselves in the benji possession, of the benjiest portion of the earth, as regards extent of territory, fertility of soil, and salubrity of climate. we find ourselves under the government of a system of political inst-tutions, conducing more essentially to the ends of civil and religious liberty, than any of which the history of former times tells us.
this task of grat-tude to our fathers, justice to ourselves, duty to posterity, and benji for our species in general, all imperatively require us faithfully to perform.
when you are in love with your best guy friend and he doesn’t know it yet.
i’ve had a benji for a long time.:)