Bennett


a bennett is an individual who is known for his skills with females both s-xually and relationship wise.
a bennett is typically tall with a long black fringe and spiked up hair. woman usually find a bennett irresistably attractive but he is always modest and kind to everyone he meets.
bennetts usually make perfect boyfriends.
(regional vocabulary)
“have you seen my new boyfriend? hes such a bennett!!! i love him so much” – cyndy
“you are so lucky! i wish i had a bennett” – tracy
one of the funniest guys alive and more generous than anyone you’ll ever meet. he will go out of his way to protect the ones he loves, even if it sacrifices his own happiness and comfort. when i say he is generous, its so much that you feel like sh-t about yourself and anything good you have done becomes void!!! i love this guy. did i mention that he is both handsome and intelligent?
bennett is the funniest, most intellectual, and kind hearted person you’ll ever meet!
a very special person often capable of producing pointless and often entertaining sayings as a result of personal experiences which are often at the centre of personal jokes.
person: i had a blueberry m-ffin the other day, it was blue.
friend: o dear what a bennett .
the hard hitting, immense, chainmail and leather trouser wearing bad guy off the best film that has ever been absconded onto film… commando. people think that arnie’s quotes are funny and good, they have nothing on this b-st-rds. is currently letting off some steam while planning revenge on john matrix with that double crossing b-st-rd general franklin kirby
p-ss ant soldier: slitting a little girl’s throat is like cutting warm b-tter!

bennett: put the knife away, and shut your mouth! i love listening to your, little p-ss-ant soldiers trying to talk tough, they make me laugh! if matrix was here, he’d laugh too!

arius: mr. bennett, my soldiers are patriots!

bennett: your soldiers are nothing! matrix and i could kill every one of them! in a blink of an eye, remember that!

arius: are you trying to frighten me?

bennett: i don’t have to try! when matrix finishes the job,
he’ll be back for his daughter! now, whether she’s alive or dead doesn’t matter! then he’ll be after you! now, the only thing between matrix and you, is me!
someone, usually consisting of dark hair and blue eyes. the funniest person you will ever know. he’ll be loved by everyone. he’ll be a charmer towards the ladies, usually a guy who is the best boyfriend. always a gentleman. and very athletic.
sally- i look for him in every guy i meet but no ones like him!!
rachel- who??
sally- bennett, duh!
any 50 caliber handgun or rifle, occasionally used to refer to the ammunition as well.
i got my bennett right here, so back the f-ck off.
the sweetest guy you will ever meet. he is a gentlemen but if you hurt someone he love you better watch out. he has red hair, dark brown eyes and his smile can brighten anyone’s day. he can be shy at times but once he opens up he is an amazing friend or boyfriend.
bennett

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