Bennyflush
to (at least attempt to) flush the toilet mid-stream as one is urinating, using solely one’s left foot, maintaining aim of stream into bowl. (this task is d-mn near impossible, and should be attempted by professionals only, godspeed.)
wtf a bennyflush is pretty much stand one one leg while peeing and try to flush with the other, before you’re done p-ssing ok
Read Also:
- Be right back
a terrible lie from which this person never plans to return. 6:26 pm – micorg: be right back 6:26 pm – friend: hurry back 1:39 am – that mother f-cker. i will return at some random point you are unable to predict… it could be as long as an hour :-p i’ll be right back! […]
- Westphalian
someone who constantly exaggerates the truth. amy said she was in the er, she is a westphalian.
- wet douchebag
an alcoholic drink consisting of vodka, rum, and whiskey drinking them is also known as douching. “i had so many wet douchebags last night” “i had such a hangover from all that douching last night”
- Berkie Burn
that burning sensation on the edges of your feet after an exceptionally long stroll in your faithful birkenstocks after a long day of shopping downtown, nina and sara were complaining for three subsequent hours about their fierce berkie burn.
- berkle
when you screw something up or make a mess of things. i was such a berkle last night, i spilled hot sauce on my v-g-n-/p-n-s!