Ben’s Chili Bowels


n. a gastrointestinal problem suffered after eating food from washington, dc’s “ben’s chili bowl” restaurant. they serve the world’s nastiest chili, and it will f-ck you up good. expect it to kick in about five hours after eating there, and plan on spending the next four hours or so on the toilet, spraying out high-pressure jets of liquish-t that will burn your -n-s and permanently stain your toilet’s porcelain.
pbbbththth squirrrrrrrrrtt dribbledribbledribble flibberappappappapp pooooooooooooot pbbbbbthththththt splash. “oh god, i’m suffering from ben’s chili bowels! make it stop!!!”

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