Bensoned


to be completely out of your mind on a variety of legal and illegal substances. will probably result in scattering of cds, spilt drinks and cigarette burns.
andy was completely bensoned
to lose your job, still live with parents as an adult, and/or be car less. almost like being up cr-p’s creek without a paddle.
(guy walks into house to yell at wife: ‘honey, godd-mnit!, i got bensoned today and now we have to go live with my parents. oh we must also lose the car since we can’t afford it any longer.’
wife responds: ‘g-dd-mnit we got bensoned today!’)

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