Bergerock
slang coined in the late nineties by fans of both america’s funniest home videos and its hilarious yet moralistic, christian host, tom bergeron. its commonly used by christian party-goers wishing to exclaim their want to “rock the party” without the use of alcohol, magic mushrooms with stems two inches in length or borat impersonations.
guy: “i’m going to bergerock your world, honey t-ts.”
girl: “that is so hot. i want to introduce you to my father right now. i want to walk you home to my house right this instant. i want to f-ck you in a good way, i’m not going to lie. that one word was so hot, that i now want to throw you onto that air hockey table over there and do it with you. i want you to hunt my virginity for its water fowl, and when you do it, i want you to do it with the air hockey table… on. but first we have to get married to make the union of our bodies legitimate. deal, home-doodle?”
guy: “i was just trying to be social… you took things way too far.”
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