that dubious distinction given to someone who has am-ssed a huge amount of knowledge, historical information, or worthless information and can provide said information on demand to fill in gaps, correct ignorance or just annoy others. can have a lot of expertise and might be smart. he can easily provide information such as:
almonds are members of the peach family.
a cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
it’s impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
let’s consult bergerpedia when he gets back from lecturing to settle the argument about which planet rotates the most around the sun.
a dude who tends to flirt with other girls when he has a girlfriend. a guy who treats his friends like sh-t. a guy who threatens people to do stuff or he’ll hangup on them. a guy who helps girls with their issues so they will fall in love with him, and he’ll think to […]
usually referencing towards a big toe. look at that huge bertow!
a very s-xy man with an insanely large… ego. that besmirtch asked milla on a date, but she slapped him in the face. he who has lots of wet dreams besmirtch woke up thinking that he had p-ss-d himself. spammer i hate besmirtch he is stupid. also, your pr-nounciation of besmirtch is “bes mitch” you […]
- bethel wh*r*
a girl that will do anything to get a man to say i love you. they most likely are pursing the ring by spring ideology. “cute! they said i love you already!” “duh, she’s a bethel wh-r-.”
- betray your d*ck
1. a false threat. completely meaningless. 2. team killing someone in a team game (namely halo). i’m ‘a betray your d-ck.