Berlingeresque
any action which combines ghettoness, extreme luck, and blatent stupidity.
not neccessarily an insult, can also be used to credit one with luck or an uncanny ability to act in a way “unfit” for “normal” people.
examples:
1. ironing a shirt while it’s on
2. getting away with stealing sh-t from a house and speeding afterward.
3. consistantly forgetting your work uniform, but going to work anyway
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