Eagle Check


an act of kindness intended to intercept a s-xually inappropriate act performed by a responsible peer. often considered “c-ck blocking”.

a nationally accredited program at suny brockport. most commonly performed by jealous bitties.
jenna: how was last night?
mike: great until i was about to get it in, and her stupid fat friend eagle checked my sh-t!
jenna: what a c-ck blocker!

“i was walking down the street and saw a rape goin down so i eagle checked that mother f-cker. i guess you could call me a hero.”

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