Bermanism
a nickname characterized by a modification of the nicknamed person’s name, usually a play on words. created and made famous by espn personality chris berman.
“curtis ‘my favorite’ martin”
“jake ‘daylight come and i want to’ delhomme”
“hunter cant’run’well”
all of the above are bermanisms.
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