Bermingham Butt Simulator
filling two sandwich sized zip-lock baggies with warm water, dipping them in olive oil, putting them together at the seams, and promptly engaging them in intercourse.
i was tired of giving that hoe a cosby sweater, so i told her to take the left over sandwich bags, and make me a god d-mn bermingham b-tt simulator.
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