bernard
a man built like a house, with a sizzling personality and amazing shoulders who also does not know what soon means.
that house is built like a bernard.
the most awsome person in the world that is god like in everybodys eyes.
bernard is a g-d!
the act of a woman sucking a mans -sshole to give the man s-xual pleasure. when the genders are reversed it is referred to as a “bernardette”
man – “i got so drunk last night man, i agreed to a girl giving me a bernard”
man 2 – “that’s real f-ckin weird man”
man – “it was actually kinda nice”
an completely awesome and cute guy that never ceases to make and keep his significant other happy. he is faithful and trustworthy and you can definitely tell him anything that is on your mind no matter how weird or embarr-ssing.
wow he looks like a bernard so im gonna go make friends with him!
an anonymous character that lurks on youtube around dnb videos.
they often make ‘phantom’ comments that confuse and puzzle the average listener.
commenter 1:”im still looking for ”bernard’s” comment”
commenter 2:”someone please tell me who in the f-ck is bernard”
commenter 1:”f-ck u bernard. u wasted 10 minutes of my life looking for your comment”
has a particular p-ssion for burning kitchen waste for example banana skins or used tea bags.
refers to industrial and domestic kitchens.
be a bernard and sort this mess out.
a heartless selfish being who usually dont care until karma kicks in. dont wash and get with any kind of trash that throws itself at him over the prize. never care what he lost. a goodlooking hoe lovin douchbage.
yo bernard had a s-xy as girl. what happen?
-he done with her. he got with that hoe now. she ain got no respect for him or herself. now he stuck with her. smh
how he get a girl anyway, n-gg- stink !
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