/bə nɑ di/

noun (plural):

the visible marks on an undergarment caused by a shart (singular: bernardi)

synonym: skid marks

nb: while skid marks may be attributed to poor wiping, bernardi are distinct as the results of a shart.
“of all the bernardi, the south australian senator’s bernardus was the biggest and foulest”

-prrrrrrppp- “ewwww, i wonder if that shart left a single bernardus or a jackson pollock-esque canvas of bernardi?”

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