Bernese Mountain Dog
the chillest, raddest, most handsome dog ever. a cuddle monster who melts hearts, and will wear down even the toughest, hardest individual. clint eastwood loves berners. the taliban hate the u.s. because we have these amazing dogs and they’re jealous little b-tches.
lady: “what kind of dog is that?”
man: “he’s a bernese mountain dog.”
lady: “he’s beautiful. i want to have s-x with you now.”
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