bernhard


the dumbest most r-t-rded person in the world. someone who needs a life and has no friends. also makes love with drag queens.
you’re such a bernhard
the act of sh-tting on a girls forehead to form a unicorn horn
i totally just bernharded that girl
#s-x #unicorn #horn #sh-t #girl

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