Bernie

a very attractive person, about 5 foot 2.
i think bernies really nice

yeh i love bernie
dead.
comes from the “weekend at bernie’s” movies where a couple of idiots drag their dead boss all over the place and convince people that he’s alive.
“oh yeah! this party is off the chain!”
“shut up b-tch. it’s bernie, and i’m gonna be swayze.”

“so how was ermelinda in the sack last night?”
“bernie, man. like a cold, bernie fish.”

“so i hear grandpa fred’s been circling the drain lately. did he buy the farm yet?”
“h-ll yeah dogg, he’s bernie. cancer.”
slang for cocaine. mainly used as code to determine if cocaine will be present at specified future event. also known to be subst-tuted with ‘joe’.
“yo, that party you’re going to throw tonight? is bernie going to be there?”

“yeah man, bernie will definitely be there tonight.”
he’s the guy who gets the job done right the first time. he’s the one men go to when they need advice about building sh-t and women flock to when they need their pipes serviced properly. he has a really deep voice and growls when things aren’t done properly which makes him even more compelling to call in for help.
n-body can figure out how to do the job right the first time. call in the bernie!
to take a dump at the exact same time everyday without fail. with that day’s newspaper in hand.
mike comes to work at 9am and takes a bernie at 915am.
bernie is one of the best bl-wj-bs ever!!
eamon: bernie gives great head but ohhhh man do not f-cking look down..bt she is umm errrrrrrrrrr well fit..<:( a word used in poker that means to hide or stash away. don't bernie your chips!