bernited


a girl who often uses shortcuts for her phrases. she is often short and fun size. athletic yet somehow lazy enough to not want to walk home. avoids coconut trees.
bernited: have a sat
guy: a what?

bernited: what doing?!
guy: what doing? is that even right?

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