Bernsplain
1. to make ridiculous or incomprehensible remarks.
2. without real definition, obfuscate.
3.
a. to have no reason for, or without cause; unjustified
b. to offer false reasons for actions, false belief.
let me bernsplain something to you woman, scientific polls are stupid. internet polls, and big crowds.. that’s the ticket.
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