bert mccracken
the extremely outgoing, loud, funny, good looking, talented, singer/screamer/songwriter of the used who writes amazing lyrics.
i’m high as f-ck now.
basically, a chain smoking dirty rock boy. he’s amazingly poetic and has an incredible voice. hes altogether some seriously talented hot sh-t.
he pukes onstage alot, and even that is hot
walking perfection
bert mccracken is beautiful.
the hottest man alive.. very good artist and very f-ckin fine
poetic
whoa.. she was hott.. hott like bert!
hott in a crack addict kinda way.
bert mccracken is hot.
i met him and got to hug him. and he definately is one of the coolest people i have ever met!
funny, s-xy, hot
hmmmmm…… i wonder if bert swings both ways? i’ll ask him when i see the used!!!!!!!!!! -n-s
bert: very hot guy!
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