Bertell
a “bertell” (pr-nounced “bertl”) is someone who only finds enjoyment in life by aggravating people on twitter. they are most likely someone who is not very funny or well liked in real life so they use a fake life to feel better about themselves. bertell’s are commonly know to touch themselves at night while looking at their meme filled twitter pages before sleep as a ritual. if you find a bertell, it’s best to ignore them because they can be toxic to the average twitter user.
dude #1: did you see what happened on twitter last night?
dude #2: no way, what happened?
dude #1: some bertell annoyed a bunch of people
dude #2: dude, that’s lame as h-ll. way to get my expectations up.
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