long dong silva
the man with the longest d-ck in the world.
jack:”whoa, did you here of long dong silva? he has like a 1m long d-ck.!
michael:”man that’s long. but i still don’t understand how he m-st-rb-t-s. wouldn’t he die of the bloodpressure in his d-ck?”
jack:”that’s a good question. i think he didn’t even try to. he knows what would happen.”
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