berther
a person who avoids at all costs any possible contact with society’s lunatic fringe. a berther intentionally establishes a wide ‘berth’ between him- or herself and groups like the birthers and other crazies.
the reasons for becoming a berther may include maintaining one’s sanity, protecting one’s self and others, including the lunatic fringe, and preserving one’s faith in mankind.
person 1: -eyes glazed over- “uuuggghhhh….uuughhhh…. i’ve just been reading the reader’s comments on foxnews.com….” -collapses to the floor, twitching-
person 2: “man, you really should become a berther…that sh-t’ll kill ya.”
nearby scientologist: “dude, you said it. what a bunch of crazies.” -sips the kool-aid-
person 2: -coldc-cks him-
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