Bertie Ahern
basically a practical definition of the word corrupt.
bertie ahern, taoiseach (pm) of ireland for god knows how long. involved in numerous scandals, was a blatant liar who claimed credit for all that was good, and had a memory lapse every time something went bad,
anyway, the country is destroyed and this slippery snake has left us all in the p–pers. hence he was a member of a party called fianna fail.
anyway, bye bertie, we miss you.
p.s. have you found/remembered where all that money was left while you were gone? if you do remember, can you please tell the mahon tribunal.
(person 1): “ah, he’s not the most honest man in the bunch”
(person 2): “yeah, and he’s as tight as a duck’s -rs-…”
(person 1): “…watertight?”
(person 2): “yeah, he’s a bertie ahern – tight and corrupt”
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